Operatie Max & Liam – The Chaos Has Begun

OPERATIE MAX & LIAM – PHASE ONE: COMPLETE ✅

Two birthday parties.

One week.

One mother.

(Still allegedly alive.)

Let me explain: Max and Liam, my two adorable agents of chaos, are both having their parties in the same week. Not month. Not season. Week. Because why suffer twice when you can suffer once, but intensively?

So far, I’ve designed a Fortnite board game from scratch, glued piñata fringes while questioning my life choices, and renamed candy bars “med kits” like a total maniac. I’ve also ignored laundry, screamed at my printer, and may or may not have cried in the kitchen once or twice. And guess what? That was just the warm-up.

But we did it.

Phase One: complete.

Max took his traktaties to school this week — DIY loot kits disguised as snacks — and they were a hit. He came home like a celebrity. “Everyone said it was SO COOL!” he beamed. Meanwhile, I was peeling glue off my fingers and looking for my will to live.

Next mission: THE PARTY(S).

We’re heading into full Battle Royale mode.

Drop zones. Game cards. Passports. Loot.

All handmade, because of course they are.

Stay tuned. Or don’t. I’ll probably post either way because that’s my coping mechanism now.